Monday, 25th January 2010 at 4:45 PM
(via juliasegal)
Monday, 25th January 2010 at 11:54 AM
Played 5 time(s). Download this file.
Women of Melbourne by The Sailors.
There’s lots of lesbians in Northcote…
Friday, 22nd January 2010 at 3:45 PM
Played 3 time(s). Download this file.
I Will Lick Your Arsehole by Regurgitator. Still awesome 13 years later, and they spell “arsehole” correctly.
Thursday, 21st January 2010 at 2:58 PM
Apple has also been planning a revamp of its iTunes music service by creating a Web-based version of it that could launch as soon as June, say people familiar with the matter. Tentatively called iTunes.com, the service would allow customers to buy music without going through the specialized iTunes program on computers and iPhones.
I hope this is true. iTunes’ bloat has taken it from one of my favourite programs to use in 2002 to one of my least favourite today.
Tuesday, 19th January 2010 at 10:15 AM
Played 1,249 time(s).
Last song at The Tote.
The drones with Joel Silbersher on vocals singing My Pal by Joel’s band GOD.
Fucking amazing. Nuff said.
Update: Download here.
Friday, 15th January 2010 at 10:10 AM
Played 4 time(s). Download this file.
Theme from Rocky XIII by “Weird Al” Yankovic.
In a world gone mad, it’s good to know Weird Al’s still out there. Takin’ it easy for all us sinners.
Tuesday, 12th January 2010 at 9:53 AM
Played 8 time(s). Download this file.
Sweat Of My Balls by CB4, a song dedicated to last night.
Monday, 11th January 2010 at 11:14 AM
Played 15 time(s). Download this file.
Professor Booty by the Beastie Boys. Killer rhymes from Mike D:
You’ve got the boomin’ system but it’s blasting out doo-doo,
You think it’s chocolate milk but it’s watered down yoo-hoo
…and MCA:
So many wack M.C.s, you get the T.V. bozack,
Ain’t even gonna call out your names ‘cause you’re so wack,
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic,
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
Tuesday, 22nd December 2009 at 10:42 AM
See, here’s the problem: if rappers were bass players, most of them would be Flea.
Wednesday, 16th December 2009 at 10:07 PM
Ah, cheese — you traitorous bastard.
Remember the good old days? I don’t remember ever being introduced; it was as if you were always there. First, as Kraft singles—individually wrapped in that weird plastic—then as Coon, followed by a wide-ranging affair, taking in soft cheeses, hard cheeses, cheeses with fruit in, cheeses in strange colours…
I remember taking you to school for years as a child, sometimes on your own, sometimes in sandwiches with Vegemite or tomato … those were good times, weren’t they?
Yeah, we didn’t always get along—I still don’t know what you were thinking when you let yourself go all mouldy, and what you let the Americans do to you beggars belief—but more often than not, you were a brilliant bastard. A brilliant, delicious bastard.
Oh, what did I ever do to you? I loved you, goddamn it!
Now, when I see you, I have to look away. I just can’t stand it.
Okay, I’ll admit it. Occasionally, I’ll try a piece. Just a small piece is okay, but who am I kidding? I can’t just have a small piece, I need more. And you let me have it too, you bitch. Then you laugh at me, as I’m doubled over in agony, my insides a mess.
Fuck you cheese. I never want to see you again.
…
…wh-what? You’ve got a lactose-free cousin?
Tuesday, 15th December 2009 at 6:04 PM
According to the Daily Mail, somebody’s in deep water for selling an ice tray which lets you create a replica Titanic from ice, complete with four icebergs.
Titanic boffin Brian Ticehurst described them as distasteful, adding “hundreds of people died in the tragedy … how long will it be before this firm makes ice cubes of the Twin Towers to commemorate 9/11?”
My first impulse was to dismiss of Ticehurst as a humourless toff—I know I’ve seen plenty of pop-culture send-ups of the Titanic disaster—but it got me thinking — how soon is too soon to poke fun?
The Titanic sank 97 years ago, and to me, it feels like it’s completely OK to make a joke about it. Massive disasters which happened centuries ago, such as the Black Plague or the Potato Famine, also feel like fair game — that I play in a band with a song called “Potato Famine Waltz” is testament to this.
The Holocaust, on the other hand, happened 64 years ago, and it’s definitely not OK to poke fun at that. Same with the World Trade Center disaster.
I suspect that I feel it’s OK to poke fun at things which have no living survivors, provided a reasonable time has passed. Maybe I’ll save this for my Mathematics thesis.
Tuesday, 20th October 2009 at 2:56 PM
Played 7 time(s). Download this file.
Rice is Nice by mclusky. Sixty-six seconds of the noisiest pop you’ll ever hear.
Monday, 19th October 2009 at 10:24 AM
stunned. i. am. stunned. every question speaks to us
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