Friday, 19th February 2010 at 12:23 PM
(from Daring Fireball via I Am Bored)
The Mariana Trench is the deepest known place on Earth. It’s more than 2000 metres deeper than Mount Everest is high.
Friday, 5th March 2010 at 9:43 AM
Not content with rampant sexism, this appeared in an ad on The Age online today:
Could my son be gay?
My six-year-old son has always been a very gentle kid and prefers playing with his sister’s doll house than kicking a ball. Am I worrying too much?
Yes you are, you fucking homophobe.
Friday, 26th February 2010 at 1:52 PM
Played 4 time(s). Download this file.
Booty Groove, a mashup of Professor Booty and Groove Holmes from Beastie Boys’ Check Your Head album.
This mashup is the standout track from Doublecheck Your Head. Some of the other tracks are a little over-engineered, but this one hits the mark for me.
Friday, 26th February 2010 at 10:20 AM
In 2007 a group of lesser geniuses at MIT got all pumped up out of their minds because they wirelessly transmitted energy a distance seven feet through the air. Nikola Tesla once lit 200 lightbulbs from a power source 26 miles away, and he did it in 1899 with a machine he built from spare parts in the middle of the god-forsaken desert. To this day, nobody can really figure out how the hell he pulled that shit off, because two-thirds of the schematics only existed in the darkest recesses of Tesla’s all-powerful brain.
Friday, 19th February 2010 at 12:23 PM
(from Daring Fireball via I Am Bored)
The Mariana Trench is the deepest known place on Earth. It’s more than 2000 metres deeper than Mount Everest is high.
Thursday, 18th February 2010 at 4:00 PM
Played 15 time(s). Download this file.
Trying To Find A Balance by Atmosphere.
Yeah, I’ve got some last words — fuck all a’ y’all,
Stop writing raps and go play volleyball
Friday, 12th February 2010 at 1:53 PM
Played 1 time(s). Download this file.
Who Farted? (Part 1), a surprising dump of toilet humour from the normally earnest and poetic Sage Francis.
Who farted? Was it Will Smith?
Did you check his underwear? Did it leave fresh prints?
Who farted? Was it Jar-Jar Binks?
Is he the reason the new Star Wars stinks?
Johnny Cash? Is that who farted?
When his ass passed gas was it dearly departed?
…and so on.
Monday, 25th January 2010 at 11:54 AM
Played 5 time(s). Download this file.
Women of Melbourne by The Sailors.
There’s lots of lesbians in Northcote…
Friday, 22nd January 2010 at 3:45 PM
Played 3 time(s). Download this file.
I Will Lick Your Arsehole by Regurgitator. Still awesome 13 years later, and they spell “arsehole” correctly.
Thursday, 21st January 2010 at 2:58 PM
Apple has also been planning a revamp of its iTunes music service by creating a Web-based version of it that could launch as soon as June, say people familiar with the matter. Tentatively called iTunes.com, the service would allow customers to buy music without going through the specialized iTunes program on computers and iPhones.
I hope this is true. iTunes’ bloat has taken it from one of my favourite programs to use in 2002 to one of my least favourite today.
Tuesday, 19th January 2010 at 10:15 AM
Played 1,262 time(s).
Last song at The Tote.
The drones with Joel Silbersher on vocals singing My Pal by Joel’s band GOD.
Fucking amazing. Nuff said.
Update: Download here.
Friday, 15th January 2010 at 10:10 AM
Played 4 time(s). Download this file.
Theme from Rocky XIII by “Weird Al” Yankovic.
In a world gone mad, it’s good to know Weird Al’s still out there. Takin’ it easy for all us sinners.
Tuesday, 12th January 2010 at 9:53 AM
Played 8 time(s). Download this file.
Sweat Of My Balls by CB4, a song dedicated to last night.
Monday, 11th January 2010 at 11:14 AM
Played 15 time(s). Download this file.
Professor Booty by the Beastie Boys. Killer rhymes from Mike D:
You’ve got the boomin’ system but it’s blasting out doo-doo,
You think it’s chocolate milk but it’s watered down yoo-hoo
…and MCA:
So many wack M.C.s, you get the T.V. bozack,
Ain’t even gonna call out your names ‘cause you’re so wack,
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic,
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
Tuesday, 22nd December 2009 at 10:42 AM
See, here’s the problem: if rappers were bass players, most of them would be Flea.
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