August 2009
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You Know You're a Melbournian When... →
If you know me, you know I love Catherine Deveny. Here she lists points against which you can measure your Melbournianess, which include:
When diarising anything in September you first consult the footy fixture.
You’ve attended a children’s party that had rice-paper rolls, cous cous salad, croquembouche and a pinata.
You refer to rococo furniture as “very Franco...
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Don’t spend your life watching Days of Our Lives or the days of other...
– Catherine Deveny imploring us to put down our remote controls on the back page of A2, next to “your complete television guide is on the inside back pages” in a big red box.
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Strongly Vaginal
Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. "Vagina."
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
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