March 2010
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I’m often humoured by hipsters with their tight-legged jeans, thick-rimmed glasses and ironic t-shirts that claim to hate “those fucking hipsters.”
“Ugh, I’m not going there … it’s full of fucking hipsters. I’ll meet you in NorthÂcote instead.”
I don’t mean this to insult anyone, but some of these folk I count as good friends. Having...
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The Blarney Stone by Ween.
I can’t believe...
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Looking to start band... with unique twist →
Wow.
I settled down in Las Vegas last year and am looking to start a new band with a unique twist […] when it’s time for the guitar solo, i will drop my pants. I have an urethral implant that I can set up to emit a small flame of natural gas and will light it on fire. For the duration of the guitar solo I will swing my cock around on fire. When I do it at the right speed it looks...
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Not content with rampant sexism, this appeared in an ad on The Age online today:
Could my son be gay?
My six-year-old son has always been a very gentle kid and prefers playing with his sister’s doll house than kicking a ball. Am I worrying too much?
Yes you are, you fucking homophobe.