June 2010
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I'm Comic Sans, Asshole →
We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop...
Safari Extensions →
So Safari 5 now has extensions.
How long ‘til my browser becomes yet another a steaming pile of crap like Firefox?
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Rules for Life (and Drinking) →
A wonderful list of rules, most of which I subscribe to without hesitation. Here’s a sample:
Vodka and Coke? That better be a joke.
Buy someone a drink because you want to drink with that person. It’s a sign of respect and enjoyment. Never do it for the sake of reciprocation and never expect something in return.
“Sorry, I was drunk,” is never an excuse. Ever.
Never get to the...
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The Tote's Reopening, but Will It Be the Same?
I’ve said my goodbyes. I really don’t expect The Tote to reopen and be the same as it was. I don’t really know what I was expecting — perhaps it would become some kind of rock ‘n’ roll disco, or maybe a quiet local’s pub. Hell, it could’ve been knocked down to make way for a car park, a Red Rooster, or medium-density housing.
So why aren’t I...
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Boycott BP? Don't Bother.
So what makes BP so much worse than any other oil company? Are Shell and Mobil any better? The only difference is that BP had the misfortune of having an oil rig explode right near the epicentre of the world’s media. How many of these oil spills have you heard of? I’ve maybe heard of five.
Fuck it. Get a bike.
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