July 2010
17 posts
Get to Know an Internet Commenter →
I thought McSweeney’s “Get to Know an Internet Comm­enter” col­umns were just mildly ent­er­tain­ing dis­trac­tions … until I realised they were 100% real. Here’s a selection of MSBC user profit­end­ieu’s “in­sights” as pres­en­ted on Mc­Sweeney’s, and here’s the real-life proof. Like­wise for Rot­ten Tom­a­t­oes user SI­FI GUY (and...
Jul 28th
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Learn Your Damn Homophones →
More remedial english lessons. I’m tired of this shit. It’s about time that everyone learned their damn homophones. If you slept your way through the fourth grade or just skipped all of the grammar lectures because you were too busy sucking off that dude in the locker room, then maybe this table will help clear up some of the fucking confusion. (via Dan on Twitter)
Jul 27th
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ListenEven Witches Like To Go Out Dancing by Grave­yard...
Jul 27th
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Match Review: The Western Bulldogs Show
Fake Freo Dockers: You know the bit in ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’ where the bad guy gets run over by a steam roller and he gets up all thin and wob­bly and shit? That’s us now.
Jul 26th
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Listenいつも It’s More by Teriyaki Boyz, easily my...
Jul 17th
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ListenRun DNA by The Avalanches from back when they were...
Jul 15th
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ListenThe Niceness by Buck 65. Welcome, how are you?...
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
Jul 12th
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ListenHot Lunch by Buck 65. I’m not sure when it...
Jul 8th
Jul 8th
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Ah, You Wacky Word Nerds →
Proposed TV shows based on puns: Doctor Whom – A grammarian from the planet Gallifrey comes to Earth to pre­vent syntactical catastrophes. 30 Rococo – Tina Fey narrates a thirty-part miniseries about orn­ate architecture in midtown Manhattan. Dancing With The Czars – A documentary series examines royal ball­room dance com­pet­itions held by the Romanovs. Chad & Freude – A...
Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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ListenDead Dogs Two by Clouddead.
Jul 5th
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Jul 1st
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