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Wednesday, 16th December 2009 at 10:07 PM

Ah, cheese — you traitorous bastard.

Remember the good old days? I don’t remember ever being introduced; it was as if you were always there. First, as Kraft singles—individually wrapped in that weird plastic—then as Coon, followed by a wide-ranging affair, taking in soft cheeses, hard cheeses, cheeses with fruit in, cheeses in strange colours…

I remember taking you to school for years as a child, sometimes on your own, sometimes in sandwiches with Vegemite or tomato … those were good times, weren’t they?

Yeah, we didn’t always get along—I still don’t know what you were thinking when you let yourself go all mouldy, and what you let the Americans do to you beggars belief—but more often than not, you were a brilliant bastard. A brilliant, delicious bastard.

Oh, what did I ever do to you? I loved you, goddamn it!

Now, when I see you, I have to look away. I just can’t stand it.

Okay, I’ll admit it. Occasionally, I’ll try a piece. Just a small piece is okay, but who am I kidding? I can’t just have a small piece, I need more. And you let me have it too, you bitch. Then you laugh at me, as I’m doubled over in agony, my insides a mess.

Fuck you cheese. I never want to see you again.

…wh-what? You’ve got a lactose-free cousin?

Too Soon?

Tuesday, 15th December 2009 at 6:04 PM

According to the Daily Mail, somebody’s in deep water for selling an ice tray which lets you create a replica Titanic from ice, complete with four icebergs.

Titanic boffin Brian Ticehurst described them as distasteful, adding “hundreds of people died in the tragedy … how long will it be before this firm makes ice cubes of the Twin Towers to commemorate 9/11?”

My first impulse was to dismiss of Ticehurst as a humourless toff—I know I’ve seen plenty of pop-culture send-ups of the Titanic disaster—but it got me thinking — how soon is too soon to poke fun?

The Titanic sank 97 years ago, and to me, it feels like it’s completely OK to make a joke about it. Massive disasters which happened centuries ago, such as the Black Plague or the Potato Famine, also feel like fair game — that I play in a band with a song called “Potato Famine Waltz” is testament to this.

The Holocaust, on the other hand, happened 64 years ago, and it’s definitely not OK to poke fun at that. Same with the World Trade Center disaster.

I suspect that I feel it’s OK to poke fun at things which have no living survivors, provided a reasonable time has passed. Maybe I’ll save this for my Mathematics thesis.

Wednesday, 2nd December 2009 at 11:08 AM

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Wednesday, 4th November 2009 at 1:05 PM

The glamour and excitement of the Melbourne Cup.

via The Daily Telegraph

The glamour and excitement of the Melbourne Cup.

via The Daily Telegraph

Tuesday, 20th October 2009 at 2:56 PM

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Rice is Nice by mclusky. Sixty-six seconds of the noisiest pop you’ll ever hear.

Monday, 19th October 2009 at 10:24 AM

stunned. i. am. stunned. every question speaks to us

YouTube Comment or e. e. cummings?

jQuery.getStylesheet

Friday, 16th October 2009 at 2:39 PM

Just a quick brain dump which may be useful to someone searching for the same thing I was. Enjoy.

function getStylesheet(url, callback) {
   jQuery.get(url, function(data, status) {
        if(status == "success") {
            jQuery("head").append(
                    "<style type=\"text/css\">" +
                    data + "</style>");
        }
        callback(data, status);
    });
};

Thursday, 17th September 2009 at 12:33 PM

For me, this is one of the saddest photos ever.

Go Dogs.

For me, this is one of the saddest photos ever.

Go Dogs.

Friday, 11th September 2009 at 9:44 AM

OK, this shit is fucked up.

According to Pitchfork, Courtney Love, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic are none-too-happy about Guitar Hero’s use of Kurt Cobain’s likeness in the game. Krist and Dave released a statement:

We want people to know that we are dismayed and very disappointed in the way a facsimile of Kurt is used in the Guitar Hero game. The name and likeness of Kurt Cobain are the sole property of his estate— we have no control whatsoever in that area.

Courtney Love posted the following to her Twitter page in her own, eloquent style:

FOR THE RECORD I DID NOT APPROVE KURTS AVATAR FOR GUYITARHERO5. i think Kurt would despise this game alone let alone this avatar

This, according to Activision, is just not true:

Guitar Hero secured the necessary licensing rights from the Cobain estate in a written agreement signed by Courtney Love to use Kurt Cobain’s likeness as a fully playable character in Guitar Hero® 5.

Thursday, 10th September 2009 at 6:10 PM

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In its original incarnation, Friends by Ween was a huge shock to most Ween fans — a giant, gay techno anthem.

It was reworked for the La Cucaracha LP as a strange little electro-mariachi number which, it must be said, fell a little flat.

In this bootleg version (recorded September ‘09 in Denver), Gene Ween gives a solo rendition which sits somewhere between sweetness and melancholy, giving the song a whole new identity.

It’s shit like this makes me really, really love Ween to pieces.

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Thursday, 10th September 2009 at 3:21 PM

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It’s Gonna Be A Long Night by Ween. The best use of double kick ever.

Wednesday, 2nd September 2009 at 9:52 AM

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Mickey Mouse Club March by Andrew W.K.

Taken from Mosh Pit On Disney, a Japanese compilation of punk rock covers of Disney songs.

Friday, 28th August 2009 at 2:52 PM

Nintendo Amusement Park

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Thursday, 27th August 2009 at 10:07 AM

I&#8217;ve always known I had it in me, but today I&#8217;ve finally realised one of my life&#8217;s goals — to become a dodgy uncle.

Angus Graeme Stubberfield was born this morning, about an hour ago.

(photo by Neil Moog)

Update: He was born 7 pounds 7 ounces, which is 3.3 kilograms if you were born after 1967.

I’ve always known I had it in me, but today I’ve finally realised one of my life’s goals — to become a dodgy uncle.

Angus Graeme Stubberfield was born this morning, about an hour ago.

(photo by Neil Moog)

Update: He was born 7 pounds 7 ounces, which is 3.3 kilograms if you were born after 1967.

Wednesday, 26th August 2009 at 9:41 PM

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I’m Through With White Girls by The Dirtbombs.

I saw these guys play at Golden Plains at the start of last year. I was unimpressed at the time, but listening back to this I think my reaction may have had more to do with the fact that I was dirty, tired, hung-over, stoned, sick of crowds, sick of hippies, sick of enviro-toilets and sick of camping than the actual band themselves.

Suffice it to say it would be one hell of a line-up that gets me to Meredith again.