Whether I’m better off with or without a beard is a topic which has generated much debate, but one thing’s unanimously agreed on—this moustache is no good.

Please make it worth my while by sponsoring me for Movember. Funds raised go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia and beyondblue, two organisations which help sufferers of terrible diseases which have effected my family and I in very real, horrible ways over the past few years. Any support you could give would be greatly appreciated.