The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut by TISM.
“It got you in the end” I thought to myself as I looked at Roger. “Life got you in the end, pal. You were such a cocky, successful winner when we were 16, but now you’re just another sad fat prick sitting in the M.C.G high-fiving in self-congratulation, as if its you that had the skill and determination to play for Australia”. Its the cunts with the bad haircuts that you’ve got to watch out for. There’s never been a popular teenager yet who’s done rat’s with their life. It’s the fucking dorks that give it a real go.
Glenn McGrath got 5 for 50 that day.
Attention Department of Education — put this on the curriculum.
Published: Friday, 17th June 2011 at 4:28 PM
By day, he works for ABC TV as a web developer. By night, he plays bass guitar in Look Who's Toxic. He also runs a little Unix Timestamp conversion site. There are plenty of other things he should be doing, but most of the time he's dreaming of what he'll do when he grows up while watching bad Star Trek spin-offs.
