The Niceness by Buck 65.
Welcome, how are you? You wanna play a little game?
My name is so-and-so and nice is my middle name,
See I’m not the nerdiest nor am I the dirtiest,
But I’m number one when it comes to being courteous,
You go a trip, I’ll water your plants,
Take care of your dog, teach your daughter to dance,
But no funny stuff, I’m trustworthy and reliable,
I’m the nicest guy ever, it’s utterly undeniable.
Published: Thursday, 15th July 2010 at 11:26 AM
By day, he works for ABC TV as a web developer. By night, he plays bass guitar in Look Who's Toxic. He also runs a little Unix Timestamp conversion site. There are plenty of other things he should be doing, but most of the time he's dreaming of what he'll do when he grows up while watching bad Star Trek spin-offs.
